I will only buy a burger from a national chain if their commercials have nude models of all genders rubbing the flame grilled beef patties on all of their naughty bits. That's how I'll know we Made America Great Again.

Back in my day girls were chased you because they were mesmerized by axe body spray. But ever since woke happened they pretend that I was always stinky and make fun of me

Hey you should probably do something about this all consuming cancerous death machine I made. Now that I'm leaving that is.

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