They should go with my banger idea of getting biden to make a new medal called "huge fuckin asshole" and award it to thomas. My hope is it would would turn into an arms race where each subsequent administration would try to award more than the last.
And that's when we introduce a prestige system into the mix
I want this to happen purely to see what amazing medals Trump will come up with when he's re-elected
it would become his favorite thing. he'd be handing them out like communion wafers