Incredible

  • kissinger
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    1 year ago

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    • silent_water [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      that certainly makes it funnier. she be doing kegels thinking it's gonna keep her from getting preggo.

        • silent_water [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          ehh, I wouldn't be entirely surprised if she did. women's bodies are continuously mystified. like she's definitely playing it up for impact but there's no reason to do much but take her at her word here. it's a plausible misunderstanding of how our bodies work generated from a society invested in maintaining a mystique around such in an effort to manufacture consent for the very policies she's defending.

            • silent_water [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              most people don't attempt to resolve cognitive dissonance IME. they just feel the emotional truth of something and move on without checking whether it fits with things they already know. more so in a culture that discourages dissent - unity with the mass of other chuds is a prerequisite price for entry.

                • silent_water [she/her]
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                  2 years ago

                  fascist intellectuals are. your run of the mill fascists are just chuds with a bit more awareness of the scope of the conflict and the actual stakes at hand. fascists smoothly shift between contradictory beliefs but everything I've seen of them suggests they actually hold those beliefs and convince themselves of such. it's their intelligentsia that know they're selling fucking snake oil and believe the whole rest of the world is doing the same.

  • PasswordRememberer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "you don't need contraception just piss after having sex you dumb baby" - real quote from a republican

    Death to America

  • LeninsRage [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The body has ways of shutting that down in cases of legitimate rape

  • indorri [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Is time being a flat circle? I swear I saw this take like a decade ago or something.

  • MerryChristmas [any]
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    2 years ago

    Condoms? Nah, we use the "will your body to reject the full dose of sperm" method.

  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    Oh, didn't you know? You just shake up a can of coke and spray it up in "there" and that cleans everything out.

    :emergency-room: