seriously, I was dead tired this morning and work ended up being slow, so I almost spent 8 fucking hours scrolling through a hexbear tab instead of doing any of the tasks I get paid for
and all I got was psych rock night being rubbed in my face while I was on the computer that has cytube blocked, and a bit about gender being the states of matter that like 4 of us laughed at.
can we have a navy seal copy pasta emote? I'm too lazy to edit the damn thing every time
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Nazarene? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the apostles, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret sermons to the Sadducees, and I have over 300 confirmed truth tellings
I am trained in guerilla proselytizing and I’m the top messiah in the entire Judea. You are nothing to me but just another roman. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking gospel.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the roman empire and your census data is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking baptized, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dunk you in a river over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
sniff so on and so forth I'm lazy and out of creativity
seriously, I was dead tired this morning and work ended up being slow, so I almost spent 8 fucking hours scrolling through a hexbear tab instead of doing any of the tasks I get paid for
and all I got was psych rock night being rubbed in my face while I was on the computer that has cytube blocked, and a bit about gender being the states of matter that like 4 of us laughed at.
come on now
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someone once disparaged vegemite on here and I actually got mad
Vegemite is wonderful
Marmite is also a great source of :b12:.
Now that I've had both, I'm not sure which I prefer but I can get marmite cheaper atm so I've been enjoying that for breakfast
Based. Marmite on toast is amazing. Soo good.
Yes! I've been adding some peanut butter too and it's great :)
Shit I've got to try this. Love peanut butter too and it's an awesome source of protein and fats!
Thanks for the suggestion
Vegemite is just okay
No u
They hated him because he spoke the truth
can we have a navy seal copy pasta emote? I'm too lazy to edit the damn thing every time
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Nazarene? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the apostles, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret sermons to the Sadducees, and I have over 300 confirmed truth tellings I am trained in guerilla proselytizing and I’m the top messiah in the entire Judea. You are nothing to me but just another roman. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking gospel.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the roman empire and your census data is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking baptized, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dunk you in a river over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
sniff so on and so forth I'm lazy and out of creativity
Chud Jesus would be a good bit
Same but with Marmite.
See my other comments in the thread
I require a username for my nascent blood feud
Okay this is my time:
Marmite is awesome and cool, and anyone that disagrees is pee pee poo poo and bad
based
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