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  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    someone once disparaged vegemite on here and I actually got mad

            • 18558355324 [none/use name]
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              2 years ago

              can we have a navy seal copy pasta emote? I'm too lazy to edit the damn thing every time

              What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Nazarene? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the apostles, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret sermons to the Sadducees, and I have over 300 confirmed truth tellings I am trained in guerilla proselytizing and I’m the top messiah in the entire Judea. You are nothing to me but just another roman. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking gospel.

              You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the roman empire and your census data is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking baptized, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dunk you in a river over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

              sniff so on and so forth I'm lazy and out of creativity

                • 18558355324 [none/use name]
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                  2 years ago

                  He did supply a party full of people who were already drunk af with more booze. sex pest jesus getting the wedding party even drunker to get with the brides maids would be a hilarious mad tv sketch to piss off evangelicals

                  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
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                    2 years ago

                    Jesus but he's wearing wrap around sunglasses and filming a video in his truck about how it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a Democrat to enter the Kingdom of Heaven