Who do you think would win in a fist fight, me or the volcel police?

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · edit-2 2 years ago

Civility [none/use name] · 2 years ago

This is a trick question owls don't have fists.

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 2 years ago

I can make fists with my feets

Civility [none/use name] · 2 years ago

Never mind I googled it and you definitely win 😳

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 2 years ago

LMAO

Volcelociraptor [it/its] · 2 years ago

:president-parrot: :maduro-katana-1::shocked-dino:

Barack_Bootedgeedge [any] · edit-2 2 years ago

Trick question. Never ending fight.

Start kicking the shit out of cops

Feels good

Get aroused

Volcel police powers grow from your arousal

Volcel police start kicking the shit out of you

Lose mojo until on an even ground

Start kicking the shit out of volcel police again

Feels good

Get aroused

Etc.

forcequit [she/her] · 2 years ago

masturbatory picket against the volcel pigs

Lilith [she/her] · 2 years ago

VolcelPolice [any] · 2 years ago

We really need to step up our training :volcel-judge:

PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] · 2 years ago

Depends on how horny you are

CoolerOpposide [none/use name] · 2 years ago

The volcel police are probably less versed in fisting

VolcelPolice [any] · 2 years ago

Nobody would win :volcel-judge:

HarryLime [any] · 2 years ago

You can fly so you can get the high ground really easily, and talons are sharp.

On the other hand, the volcel police are much bigger than you.

Volcelociraptor [it/its] · edit-2 2 years ago

:knife-threat::shocked-dino:

RotatingPyramid [none/use name] · edit-2 2 years ago

deleted by creator

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 2 years ago

Aaaaayyye