lol.

  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Chinese people arent real. They are so not real that they eat fake food and dont even know it, those fuckin fools. Ok now heres your USA Freedom Ice Cream with weird gums and corn syrup.

  • fart [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    remember that walmart ice cream that wouldn't melt a few years ago

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      no, Americans don't have a memory that lasts longer than 2 days.

      This is why we're forced to Pledge alliegance to the flag every day--if we didn't do it we'd literally forget what country we're in

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    ""Great Value" brand from WalMart does the same thing. iirc it's due to a large amount of guar gum, which is similar to carrageenan.

    Side note: there are huge engineering books written about the science of ice cream.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The amerikkkan copium in the replies to the original tweet lol.

    China isn’t known for its food safety standards

    Coming from a septic tank 😂

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      China literally executed two people for tainting baby formula

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    So you're saying the average Chinese has a stomach able to melt steel?

  • panopticon [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    TERRIFYING Chinese pastries are both SWEET and SAVORY....U.S. Navy to conduct freedom of navigation patrols around Chinatown bakeries!

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        If they can't be boots, they'll just become :the-pigs:

      • blobjim [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        based obesity 🫡<-- salute emoji for whenever Windows decides to support it...

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Like maybe they invented an anthelmintic that’s able to scrape out the brainworms of the average America?

      Japan already did that, it's called Ivermectin.

      They took it, nothing improved. A terminal case