I love the games (the Telltale games were peak), and I actually like like most of the individual members of the cast (aside from Kevin Hart, dude just is plainly unfunny to me), and I think Eli Roth can do a decent job behind the camera. However I know most certainly this will be a product/marketing platform in the shape of a movie.

Is the cinema landscape this bleak these days? Movie magic is being wasted on this slop. Goddamn.

  • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
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    10 months ago

    i agree it's a weird role for her but they've been casting old men for shit like this for decades so it's kinda whatever.

    i'm sure the performances will be fine given what they probably have to work with but i can't imagine the movie will be better than a transformers sequel.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      10 months ago

      They're trying to get the entire world lesbian population in theaters by giving Cate Blanchett a cool outfit and a big gun and it's gonna work.

    • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
      hexagon
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      10 months ago

      i agree it's a weird role for her but they've been casting old men for shit like this for decades so it's kinda whatever.

      Big TRUE!