Will I make friends? Can I bring my own (waifu) pillow?

  • Juice [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Suffering is a virtue I guess. Package up the morality of the middle ages and make a lifestyle scam out of it. I mean everyone needs a hobby I guess, but I don't understand guys without beards whose whole identity is wrapped up in being obedient to other guys with beards.

  • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    “Secretary Buttigieg, can we have high speed rail?”

    “We have high speed rail at home.”

    “The high speed rail we have at home:”

  • tagen
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    1 year ago

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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    https://www.instagram.com/themdkproject/?hl=en

    Forging Modern Day Knights⚔️ A 75 Hour Crucible For Men Who Want To Get Unstuck, Create Financial Freedom, Find Purpose and Join the Brotherhood 👇🏼

    https://www.themdkproject.com/application-start

    The first photo is a bunch of doughy nerds uncomfortably standing around in some kind of locker room while an instructor points a gun at the cameraman for some reason. It reads like Jordan Peterson just discovered hard apple cider.

    edit: I also fucking love that it's about unlocking financial freedom. It's a get rich quick alpha male camp which promises to cure gaming addiction.

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine paying for this, absolutely pathetic, also isn't this unironic "beta" behaviour according to these kind of folks?

  • dogs_unleashed [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Not this, but related to the recent Summer camp thread

    The camp I went to arranged a day visit to an all-boys camp nearby coincidentally on the same day they were holding like a "Set a Record in the Big Book" day for their campers. It was legit insanity, like a kid hanging from their underwear all day, a kid doing backflips off the high board all day, shit like that. Felt like something out of a tv show

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Dunno how you're meant to take some roided out bro with shitty tats riding round on a skateboard, smoking a cigar while delivering a rip off Tyler Durden monologue seriously but what do I know I'm a soycuck or whatever.

  • supdog [e/em/eir,ey/em]
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    2 years ago

    I also considered pickup artist bootcamp. It's $5,000 for a three day session.

    They also have "unlimited bootcamp" which is weekends for a two year period, sort of like the national guard except slightly more pathetic. It's $25,000.

  • NewAcctWhoDis [any]
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    2 years ago

    The first few sentences read like a shitty attempt at telling men to go to therapy, then you get this gem:

    If you take a few moments to read this letter, you’ll understand truly how to penetrate this world as a real man.