The horror film follows a "feral" Pooh and Piglet as they go on a slasher rampage after Christopher Robin abandons them.

This only became possible this year when the first Winnie The Pooh book entered public domain.

  • eatmyass
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    1 year ago

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    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'd be into that over "just throw rust and blood over everything and have lots of quotable smirking sociopath quips."

    • Singerino [none/use name]
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      tried to drive us out, bring in creatures from the woods downriver.

      Pooh isn't just volkisch, he's anti-immigrant and a believer in the Great Replacement conspiracy theory. Does the Hundred Acre Wood have Q, too?

    • usa_suxxx [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      This should be an intro to Pooh, the first person shooter videogame