I know I made a highlight thread yesterday but I have to extra-highlight this bit. this is shit a five year old would think was an own, and it's made worse since Norm clearly isn't putting in effort serving up name distortions to this freakazoid but here he's 100% trying to be clever. he's trying to do wordplay. he's failing 
Mister Burlesconi, with all due respect, your hair, your gear, your shoes, your way that you talk, your foot stance, it's all wack