Have you all seen that video where some shithead tourists let their dog out and it tries to attack a bison and the bison just yeets the dog into space?
"this is a once in a lifetime dogportunity, I have to do it" :doggo-matapacos:
One time in Yellowstone those mf's walked right through the crowd of cars I was in. How easily they could smash our windows, shove us into the river. I miss megafauna. They kept humans honest.
who looks at a creature like that and thinks “yes, I am going to piss off this giant guardian spirit made out of horns and muscle”? why?
Domesticated cows are actually really cuddly and affectionate up until they aren’t.
“You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two cows you didn’t even know were there. Because cow’s a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And she slashes at you with this- a six-inch retractable hoof, like a razor, on the middle toe. She doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no… She slashes at you here… or here… Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is… you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know… try to show a little respect.”
There's a Malcolm in the Middle episode where Francis must confront a vampire cow. It's good.
It's also one of the few that has at least somewhat tolerable political ideology instead of being another set of petite bourgeoisie assholes in New York.
