“You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two cows you didn’t even know were there. Because cow’s a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And she slashes at you with this- a six-inch retractable hoof, like a razor, on the middle toe. She doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no… She slashes at you here… or here… Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is… you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know… try to show a little respect.”