And all of them have good enough opsec to never acknowledge their dad with terrible opsec.

kim-salute

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Hey its me ur child, please send ten thousand dollars in bitcoin

      • Comp4 [she/her]
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        8 months ago

        What not even Amazon gift cards ? ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL? YOU ARE NOT MY REAL DAD !

      • barrbaric [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Thank you father I am the grateful child and will take the cards. Please send the codes to firstname_bunchanumbers@notascam.gmail.com

    • Comp4 [she/her]
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      8 months ago

      Actually I am his long lost uncle and I would take 10k in diamonds or cash. Thanks in advance.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    What you mean: probably teen/adult children

    What I picture: actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events but toddler grammar and spelling.

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      actual toddlers posting on Hexbear about the Sino-Soviet split with perfect comprehension of events

      I don't see how this is different from normal Hexbear.

  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    8 months ago

    Hello sir, we have never met before but I was wondering if we could have pizza for dinner tonight? Please?

  • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    yo, dad, can you send my allowance to my monero address?

    88kHYFbBtyYTAVt12nnQ1R7ZdfeoDXaRscWumTBhre5cSdKTmAEsU14YDBfRzpXPcHjXjHpkL7R8LUsNDu6zK83zDawf2P9

  • Rom [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Wait is this guy in this picture the same guy as fedposting? Also that's a wack ass jacket.

  • Goadstool
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    1 month ago

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