Apparently there was an impromptu boat parade on Lake Travis today with a bunch of boats goofing and going way too fast... and not just one, but ALL of the boats are sinking and calling the police for help. pic.twitter.com/HHdKoKw5IJ— Ky Krebs 🎤🏳️🌈 (@kykrebs) September 5, 2020
ok based on my narrative theory of politics it's settled, biden's gonna win the election