"I'm gonna vote you out SO hard in 4 years!" I scream at the boot stomping on my face.
EXT. LAS VEGAS STRIP -- DAY
A CAPTION reads: "It is November 2036. Irreversible climate change has had catastrophic consequences. Tsunamis have detached the entire state of California from the mainland US and sunk it to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Western Nevada is now coastline
An 87-year old DONALD J. TRUMP, who removed term limits and declared himself Emperor of the US in 2024, moving the White House to shorefront property on the Las Vegas strip, rolls down the road in his victory parade float, celebrating his 100% election to a fifth term in office, finally beating that loser FDR.
We zoom in on two liberals, half-conscious, laying in a pool of their commingled blood. One turns to the other with a toothless, deformed grin.
LIBERAL 1: "God, he's SO stupid. Nancy Pelosi passed a bill to rename this street last year. He's having his parade down Agolf Twittler Boulevard."
LIBERAL 2: "Owned."
This guy isn't going to know what's hit him when Trump tells his supporters to vote a THIRD time
"They can vote 2 times each for Trump in all five elections he runs in, until he finally keels over from a coronary thrombosis from too many White Castles? That's like ten votes!! Is that legal?! Are Rod Rosenstein and Lev Parnas behind this?"
Your Hamilton musicals and kente cloth tributes cocoon you only until the fires ravage through the silk.
