• emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    you see there's this rare crystal that allows the jedi to make their lightsabers but none of them ever wondered about sucking dick

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          The Sith got nothing on the average chanlord, except the space magic powers.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              Hate, fear, and spite? Are we talking about chanlords or the Sith?

              • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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                2 years ago

                there's an actual dark side which the sith can interact with, and it does make them stronger. being a dick to women and minorities doesn't confer an advantage to you, it can only happen because you inherited an advantage.

                  • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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                    2 years ago

                    is that a real sith character that I've touched too much grass to know about, or is a joke flying over my head about chanheads?

                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                      2 years ago

                      Darth Malgus was a Sith Lord in the Old Republic MMO, one that had a :capitalist-woke: attitude about non-human and non-Sith aliens serving his regime. He was basically the :bernie-pout: of Sith Lords.

                        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                          2 years ago

                          Pretty much, yeah.

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                          • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
                            ·
                            2 years ago

                            Equally opportunity devil worship. Like darth talon starting as a sex worker and becoming a powerful sith

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I think the Sith are more into autofellatio if we go by how highly many of them think of themselves.

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            If only his lower half found a cybernetic torso to keep it alive.

            Yes, Officer. I know I'm on probation. :volcel-judge: