O(bi)-Wan Keno(bi)
Lucas literally wrote the character's sexual orientation into his name twice
nooooo it's akchually Ohet-Wan Kenostraight pls stop wokeifying my precious canon :cri:
you see there's this rare crystal that allows the jedi to make their lightsabers but none of them ever wondered about sucking dick
Sucking each other's dicks is strictly in the realm of the Sith.
The Sith got nothing on the average chanlord, except the space magic powers.
there's an actual dark side which the sith can interact with, and it does make them stronger. being a dick to women and minorities doesn't confer an advantage to you, it can only happen because you inherited an advantage.
is that a real sith character that I've touched too much grass to know about, or is a joke flying over my head about chanheads?
Darth Malgus was a Sith Lord in the Old Republic MMO, one that had a :capitalist-woke: attitude about non-human and non-Sith aliens serving his regime. He was basically the :bernie-pout: of Sith Lords.
Pretty much, yeah.
HIRE :amerikkka-clap: MORE :amerikkka-clap: ALIEN :amerikkka-clap: FASCISTS
Equally opportunity devil worship. Like darth talon starting as a sex worker and becoming a powerful sith
I think the Sith are more into autofellatio if we go by how highly many of them think of themselves.
Real reason Darth Maul is so angry is because he can't suck himself off anymore.
If only his lower half found a cybernetic torso to keep it alive.
Yes, Officer. I know I'm on probation. :volcel-judge:
I also 100% guarantee that Lucas would have no problem at all with queer people, including central characters, in Star Wars.
I just read the passage and it is literally nothing
Basically another (boy) Padawan comes onto him very slightly and obiwan doesn't murder him on the spot so it must be those dang SJWs responsible
Homeboy was flirting with literally everyone in TCW, no shit he's bi
Plus I watched the TV series and like 50 percent of the runtime is him dicking down twinks. Not sure why no one has mentioned that yet
When Force Awakens came out and people were theorizing Poe and Finn were gay I was like "NoOoO tHeRe'S nO gAy In StAr WaRs!"
Then after Rise of Skywalker ended and Poe and Finn had no romance subplot I was pissed because I didn't get the gay romance subplot I had been promised.
I think the actors were upset too from what I can remember.
The most obnoxious Treat Wars stans seem to be the ones that directly identify with some specific Treat Wars military leader or edgy "grey jedi" or another. Sort of sus that he's doing the @real prefix like :trump-anguish: too.
Noooo this contradicts George Lucas's vision!
Anyway time to base my online persona around some extended universe character that George Lucas couldnt give a shit about
Oh my god I had forgotten about this for 23 entire years you broke my streak.
Did they watch ep 2? Obi-Wan and the dude that ran that diner with the sketchy bounty hunter connections def had sexual history
and the deleted scene in the 2008 hd-dvd release of ep 2 where obiwan sucks yoda’s little green pecker
they brought in Jim Henson’s son to do the puppetry as a touching tribute to his late father, but Lucas didn’t like the look of the puppet and cut the scene
how could they not, that dude was obviously good with his hands
Is there a rule in the Jedi Code against using the Force to go hands-free?
:volcel-judge: glaring
Not unless you develop a romantic attachment. :sicko-blur:
This is bad not because he's bi but because he might not be a member of the :volcel-vanguard: . #notmyjedi
the real reason he hates anakin is because anakin didn't suck him off yet
Can't tell if the reply is "don't worry it's not canon" sympathy, or a "they are fictional characters" dunk
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