• keepcarrot [she/her]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Same, but also BShaps seems like a hideously socially unaware person who has very few actual friends.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah, pretty much the only tweet suggesting that his wife doesn't have sex with him was the WAP tweet. And even then, he was saying the "you need a mop" part was the sign of disease. Now, don't get me wrong, it was silly of him to say that, because it was obviously hyperbole on Cardi B's part, which is what led to it being such a good self own.

  • Leather_Rat [undecided]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    This is fake because Ben's wife lives and works at a hospital in another state and no, you can't meet or talk to her.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      my canadian doctor wife obviously lives and works in canada, where she practices as a canadian doctor while also being my wife. :gun-shapiro:

    • Beaver [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      You know it's fake because the tone is actually very sweet and positive.

  • build_a_bear_group [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I noticed through her panties that she had a WAP. I said "isn't a WAP a sign of a disease?" She said she sometimes gets wet now, due to long COVID.

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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      2 years ago

      I rarely pay attention to these guys but that makes me think, has Ben been as goofy about covid as his peers or been better since his wife is a doctor? wonder how he squares the two

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    That's some serious "dear diary" emo hours. :expert-shapiro:

  • Ideology [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Dear Men,

    Are you okay? This cuckolding business is really starting to take off in popularity. A lot of us are getting concerned that you're not just joking anymore.

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Every night my wife and Doctor Tom speak in code to each other like their children pretending to have a secret language. Just the other day, she kept telling him 143 and giggling like a school girl. Those two are a hoot!