The wine bottle that's the most communist is the one you empty with your comrades. Everything else is commodity fetishism.
the plastic bladder inside the box is actually a space bag for the cosmonauts
The one on the right, you think a communist could afford a chateau? And the middle one is named after some guy and we don't believe in great man theory in this household
is it nitrates or sulfates that are in wine and fuck you up? I know both can give me cancer, but can’t remember which is from spicy grape juice and which is from burnt animal corpses (I don’t eat meat)
It’s actually histamine, not sulfite that’s usually the cause of red wine headaches. White wines tends to have higher sulfite levels than red, but are low in histamine.
yeah, this. i think barrique-heavy wines have more histamine, so that would explain the migraines from the aged stuff. in cheap wines, these are added by putting oak chips in the cask so you get an immitation of that flavor without having to age the wine for years.
Histamine? More like hista-meany won't let me drink wine :deeper-sadness:
Wait does this mean I can take benedryl or allergy medicine and drink that wine?
wait histamines are in red wines? fuck I’m apparently really sensitive to those
I'm not actually sure, I can drink European wine and more expensive American wine but the cheap stuff and the aged stuff immediately gives me a migraine, I think it must be either sulfites or maybe fertilizer/herbicides used on the grapes? No idea
I think it’s the sulfites that get added, yeah. Most “Natural wines” in the US don’t have sulfites either and they’re pretty good. I’m pretty sure there’s some other weird additives in the cheap US stuff that is banned in most other countries
it's gotta be the one on the right. the first one looks too french and it's has like a slave owner's house on the label. the second one looks too bourgeois with it's cursive, but it does have a twist off cap so that's a plus. but the right one has a simple label with a cool fish scale design with just the name of the wine and a neat little ship on the foil.
Counterpoint: that ship looks like it could carry gold from colonies to Spain. I think the second one is the farthest from bourgeois symbology.
Counter-Counter point - the middle one is made in Napa Valley :amerikkka:
if you’re on a road trip you can also piss in the bladder after so you don’t have to pull the car over and can keep driving
yeah, like if you’re performing open heart surgery you can also piss in the bladder after so you don’t have to pull the car over and can keep surgerying
Yes I am the transport cop I pull over car drivers with trains and issue them tickets they can use on any train service :train-shining:
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if you’re on a road trip you can also piss in the bladder after so you don’t have to pull the train over and can keep riding
which has the highest ratio of alcohol content to price?
alternative answer: all of these bottles are communist if you’ve reclaimed them for the people from a billionaire’s mansion (before burning the mansion down during a glorious uprising of the proletariat)
Claiming psychoactive substances as bourgeois decadence is reactionary thought :gulag:
I don't know a lot about wine but I'd probably drink any of them tbh :xi-lib-tears:
"Landiras is a commune in the Gironde department in Nouvelle-Aquitaine in southwestern France"
Sounds pretty communist to me
