Honestly if they've improved the efficiency of sails then that's great, but this marketting text is still silly enough to go here.

  • D61 [any]
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    6 months ago

    The Onion:

    "When Boeing's airplane fuselage's all imploded, CEO's brainstormed ways to use all the left over wings. In a genius move using the now spare wings has improved efforts to reduce fossil fuel use /green house gas emissions while also adding a new revenue stream to the beleaguered aircraft company. What was this genius idea? Mounting the wings on top of cargo ships..."