I'm still not convinced that it wasn't American soldiers from Fort Detrick coughing on the raccoon dogs at the Huanan Seafood market that started this whole thing. Those fuckers will eat anything, even Altoona-style pizza.
honestly that's not as bad as I thought it'd be. like, if you're already into american cheese, that's fine, and while the toppings under the cheese is a pretty questionable decision it hardly destroys the meal. it's basically a shitty grilled cheese sandwich and there's plenty of worse food crimes on this earth...
There's a variant where they use Velveeta instead of American cheese. (If you're unfamiliar, it's basically processed vegetable oil that is vaguely cheeselike in flavor, but has the texture of room temperature silicone.)
counterpoint: Fort Detrick theory is really funny
I'm still not convinced that it wasn't American soldiers from Fort Detrick coughing on the raccoon dogs at the Huanan Seafood market that started this whole thing. Those fuckers will eat anything, even Altoona-style pizza.
page is blocked in europe lol. Would just google it, but I think this is the GDPR jumping in front of the psychic bullet you fired at me
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honestly that's not as bad as I thought it'd be. like, if you're already into american cheese, that's fine, and while the toppings under the cheese is a pretty questionable decision it hardly destroys the meal. it's basically a shitty grilled cheese sandwich and there's plenty of worse food crimes on this earth...
Mild cognitohazard:
https://archive.ph/dSY2j
There's a variant where they use Velveeta instead of American cheese. (If you're unfamiliar, it's basically processed vegetable oil that is vaguely cheeselike in flavor, but has the texture of room temperature silicone.)
lemme just make up a new name for every kind of slop I dish out
Fuck it, I’d eat a vegan version