Latest covid origins stuff, for our more conspiracy brained comrades. Twitter thread with short explanations

    • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'm still not convinced that it wasn't American soldiers from Fort Detrick coughing on the raccoon dogs at the Huanan Seafood market that started this whole thing. Those fuckers will eat anything, even Altoona-style pizza.

      • hypercube [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        page is blocked in europe lol. Would just google it, but I think this is the GDPR jumping in front of the psychic bullet you fired at me

        • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Some call it “Altoona Style” while others call it “Altoona Sicilian.” What makes it so different? Instead of using mozzarella, the Altoona Style uses a slice of American cheese, with genoa salami and green peppers underneath.

          :visible-disgust:

          • hypercube [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            honestly that's not as bad as I thought it'd be. like, if you're already into american cheese, that's fine, and while the toppings under the cheese is a pretty questionable decision it hardly destroys the meal. it's basically a shitty grilled cheese sandwich and there's plenty of worse food crimes on this earth...

        • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Mild cognitohazard:
          https://archive.ph/dSY2j

          There's a variant where they use Velveeta instead of American cheese. (If you're unfamiliar, it's basically processed vegetable oil that is vaguely cheeselike in flavor, but has the texture of room temperature silicone.)