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minus-squareMC_Kublai [none/use name]hexbear77·2 years agoLocal manchild torpedoes his relationship so he can be a cowboy. More at 10. link
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear59·2 years agoThe sad thing it's he's probably not even nuking his relationship for something romantic and adventurous like being a cowboy. Instead, he's probably some bullshit regional manager or marking guru or some other pointless industry link
minus-squareMC_Kublai [none/use name]hexbear31·2 years ago“Yeehaw pardner, looks to me like yer sales are down ten points. ‘Fraid yer gonna have to pack yer bags and head out the door into the settin sun” Would the most cowboy-appropriate response be to shoot him in the face? link
Local manchild torpedoes his relationship so he can be a cowboy. More at 10.
The sad thing it's he's probably not even nuking his relationship for something romantic and adventurous like being a cowboy. Instead, he's probably some bullshit regional manager or marking guru or some other pointless industry
“Yeehaw pardner, looks to me like yer sales are down ten points. ‘Fraid yer gonna have to pack yer bags and head out the door into the settin sun”
Would the most cowboy-appropriate response be to shoot him in the face?
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