I like a hot bath. I've got the standard bath/shower combo that's in every apartment, which is nice and all, but I'd like it if I could stretch out rather than having to stay in a semi-foetal position the entire time. Bubble jets would also be cool. But I have absolutely no clue where you'd go for that experience. Bathhouses are deceptively named- there's nothing but horny uncles there. The only place I can think of where you could enjoy a big tub would be in a luxury suite at a hotel, but paying for a night at a fancy hotel when I just want to take a bath isn't an expenditure I can justify. Does anyone know something I don't?
Get a horse trough and fill it by heating water on the stove. You'll need a siphon or a pump to drain it
https://www.lowes.com/pd/Tarter-100-Gallon-Galvanized-Steel-Stock-Tank/3159639
they make poly horse troughs that usually have a drain valve in the side, I had to use one the other year for actual horses and didn't have the key to open it so I used my monke brain and found a flat rock that would work
definitely can't do this in an apartment