Claims that Donald Trump periodically blocked up White House and other drains with wads of paper appear to be borne out in photographs leaked ahead of the publication of a new account of the 45th presidency.
On Monday, Axios published photos of folded-up paper, marked with Trump’s telltale handwriting, using his favored pen, a Sharpie, submerged at the bottom of various toilet bowls.
The whole thing has me thinking of the Zappa song, Flakes:
I'm a moron, 'n' this is my wife She's frosting a cake With a paper knife
All what we got here's American made
It's a little bit cheesey But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it Crumbles 'n' breaks
We just get on the phone And call up some Flakes
They rush on over N' wreck it some more 'N' we are so dumb They're linin' up at our door
Well, the toilet went crazy Yesterday afternoon The plumber he says Never flush a tampoon!
This great information Cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay Blew up the next day WOO-OOO
Magical