• FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    A witness said is a man eating a detached leg. The detached leg came from a person hit by a train near the Wasco Amtrak station earlier that morning.

    Atleast there was no murder

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    8 months ago

    Construction workers were working outside a train station until they saw a horrifying site of a man eating a human leg.

    I know journalism is dead, but they could at least pretend to care about literacy. Maybe this is how they prove their articles aren't written by bots?

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      These typos actually prove the article isn't written by a bot but rather by a dumbass who doesn't care to check the red-marked words

      A human dumbass

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        8 months ago

        doesn't care to check the red-marked words

        spellcorrect is a fucking cop i will never listen to it

        • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          I once lost a point on an essay because I secondguessed myself due to one of those red lines. It was still an A, but I'll never forgive the machines for that.

          • Dolores [love/loves]
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            8 months ago

            they are LIARS, disingenuous perfidious machines that do not UNDERSTAND prose

  • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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    8 months ago

    Modstold me they'll give me to this man as food if I make another problematic Yu-Gi-Oh post.

    • GinAndJucheM
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      8 months ago

      C/Urbanism doesn’t fuck around, look at they had a train do this guy.

      Show

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
        ·
        8 months ago

        I liked Yugioh before you needed a magnifying glass and half an hour discussion to work out what the cards actually do.

          • SSJ2Marx
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            8 months ago

            YGOTAS is still being made and still consistently funny.

        • SSJ2Marx
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          8 months ago

          Magic makes things a lot more playable by having a dictionary of key words. They're a pain to learn at first but it makes the game so consistent in comparison to YGO.

          • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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            8 months ago

            Yeah, less power creep as well and more variety of strategies. Modern Yugioh is trash, most games are won in the first turn with nothing the other player can do about it. That's just not a fun game. I don't have the money for either, but if I did I'd play magic for sure.

      • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
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        8 months ago

        Tankies be coping that their precious trains have resulted in another fatality. Cars will reign supreme forever, nobody ever gets hurt by them.

            • Nakoichi [they/them]
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              8 months ago

              Folks is eating a random leg you find on the train tracks "freegan"?

              (This is not a dig at vegans and is only 90% a joke)

              • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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                8 months ago

                Freeganism is an ideology of limited participation in the conventional economy and minimal consumption of resources, particularly through recovering wasted goods like food. The word "freegan" is a portmanteau of "free" and "vegan". While vegans avoid buying, consuming, using, and wearing animal products as an act of protest against animal exploitation, freegans—at least in theory—avoid buying anything as an act of protest against the food system in general.

                I don't think so, under that definition you would have to normally be able to buy human legs in order to abstain from it as a protest.

          • RNAi [he/him]
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            edit-2
            8 months ago

            Stop doxxing yourself so much

            • Nakoichi [they/them]
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              8 months ago

              I have said this about like 10 different cities in Cali that are all hundreds of miles apart lol.

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Peoplewithseriousmentalhealthissues be houngry

  • loathsome dongeater@lemmygrad.ml
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    8 months ago

    At this moment, investigators haven't said who the leg belongs to, or who was hurt in the train crash, but sources said one person is dead.

    Investigative journalism

    • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]
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      8 months ago

      On top of the obvious typo in the first paragraph

      It's a horrifying sight, which shouldn't have passed any quality check before publishing

  • vertexarray [any]
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    8 months ago

    So, how many stray limbs has this guy eaten and gotten away with

    • Teekeeus
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      26 days ago

      deleted by creator