• someone [comrade/them, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Look, there are more humane ways to prepare snack bears than just randomly chomping it down. The important thing is not to let them suffer. Just take a very sharp knife and stab the cookie bear right between the eyes into the brain. That's how to properly prepare lobster for their last bath, I don't see how it would be any different for a bear cookie.