brother I can completely commiserate with you my coworker shyly asked me today if I was planning on getting a haircut anytime soon and I had to hit them with a stern "no I actually like my hair this long" (and because it is naturally a way curlier fro than SBF's, the weight of it has unfortunately caused my curls and hair to look EXACTLY like his does in this pic)
A guy dressed as Sheldon from the big bang theory tried to make fun of my friend on Halloween because he has hair like SBF (so do I for that matter)
Let me reiterate: A guy dressed like fucking Sheldon
It's been a nightmare out here