This just pisses me off so much for some reason. Its also probably connected to that post yesterday trying to normalize hunger on Terf Island.

:ukkk:

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    it's those superior Hapsburg genes that make the royal teeth flake apart and dissolve when eating unprocessed plant material, like a banana or a grape. HRH was taught to give her teeth a daily break with sugar goop on sponge loaf.

    also, if she ate any fiber, the Royal Poopdigger would be out of a job!