This just pisses me off so much for some reason. Its also probably connected to that post yesterday trying to normalize hunger on Terf Island.
:ukkk:
I try not to be a food snob, but this is deranged, right? She's a fucking monarch, she has infinite ingredients at her disposal from around the world her country colonized and she has a chef so she doesn't even have to put in any effort to use them, and she settles for jam on white bread? Every fucking day? Sicko shit, and not the good kind
The absolute last thing I ever want to do is to defend fucking monarchs, but what's wrong with eating simply even if you had access to basically any food imaginable? It wouldn't be my immediate preference in the same situation but if someone wants to eat a PBJ every day for almost a century then what's the problem?
I'm not saying it's, like, morally wrong. There's no problem here exactly, and the issue isn't with the simplicity of this dish's preparation. I just think it takes a frankly uncanny level of active and persistent joylessness to accept jam on bread for lunch every day of your life when the only thing it would take to have literally anything else would be to ask for it. Idk I guess food is just important to me because making, testing, and trying new dishes really helps me with my depression and seeing someone completely reject variety and novelty like that gets under my skin. It's like meeting someone who grew up in Narnia then came to the real world because their dream was to become a data entry clerk
wait a minute, that's not even a PBJ, there's no peanut butter
okay fine, this is a bit deranged but my point still stands
it's those superior Hapsburg genes that make the royal teeth flake apart and dissolve when eating unprocessed plant material, like a banana or a grape. HRH was taught to give her teeth a daily break with sugar goop on sponge loaf.
also, if she ate any fiber, the Royal Poopdigger would be out of a job!
she has infinite ingredients at her disposal from around the world her country colonized and she has a chef so she doesn’t even have to put in any effort to use them, and she settles for jam on white bread?
the true mark of the British
But I just don’t understand why you’d want to eat a jam sandwich every day!
Imagine every day you have dinner at one of the best restaurants on earth with a menu that will change according to your will and every day you order a fucking jam sandwich
It could be it’s because she’s British and anything that’s not white bread and jam is too spicy
Something about the broken brains of the top tier of the parasite class. :feast:
I don't even think :trump-moist: is the top echelon, simply louder than most.of them.
Bottom of the top tier, then. :bottom-speak: He has all the legal immunity and entertainment access. :epstein:
brits can't even manage to get peanut butter on their sandwiches lol
Sorry Americans, the rest of the world thinks that your peanut butter and jam sandwiches are a culinary abomination.
the world thinks your children's working-class comfort food is abominable
oh heavens no lol
:yes-chad:
This thread is full of people mocking the jam sandwich, which is the same thing for the British working class too.
Also, maybe the working class needs better and more nutritious comfort foods given the shocking extent of the American obesity epidemic.
i suppose there's a lot of nutrition in just "jam" my guy?
keep slurping down your sugary jams, it's not at all rotting your teeth or brains.
i suppose there’s a lot of nutrition in just “jam” my guy?
All English "food" is an abomination too.
keep slurping down your sugary jams, it’s not at all rotting your teeth or brains.
Good thing the addition of peanut butter deactivates the sugar in jam then.
It takes like 60 seconds to make, has a decent amount of protein and is vegan. Fight me.
must be hell to be British. Can't have TV, can't have sprinkles, can't have peanut butter
oi why yes ah do luv me sum jam sammies moiself but it iddn't nuttin witout a bih a jellied eels and ya know a loh uh payple speshly nowadays do ratha enjoy puh in just ah tad bih ah curried powder just righ on top but in my opINion, it's ratha oon nessuh sary if ah do say so me self
She died in November, why are they still publishing dumb crap like this?
This probably still throw in a blender for her tube feeding while she is in a coma after her stroke
Thats why electing jeremy corbyn would have been the truly patriotic choice
Corbyn makes his own jam that he puts on the sarnies, that must count for something
British news is even more insufferable than normal atm
"Here's why it's actually good to be so malnourished you're passing out randomly" :ukkk:
It id just like one of the treats on her afternnon tea snack plate. Think a little home made freshly baked roll with a little bit of preserved berries from one of her castles. Just sitting on the ate next to some fried children's brain or whatever those inbred german monarchs eat
Oh my God! The queen likes jam and bread just like I do! She's a normal person just like the rest of us! :so-true:
My father has had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with Peter Pan peanut butter and welches jelly almost every day for the last 30 years. And that is a step up from Queen Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith because at least he includes peanut butter
Also holy shit anyone with that title deserves to be flayed
If she's the Defender of the Faith, does that mean if I challenge her to a duel and win I get to dissolve the anglican church?
Look right I hate the Brits and royals as much as anyone else but jam on brown bread is an abomination
White bread is an abomination in its entirety, it should not exist.
White bread isn't bread it's just starch mush. Doesnt mean I dont like it though
I've only ever had brown bread and I genuinely don't fucking understand the obession the vast majority of people have with preferring white bread, I barely taste a difference lol
Completely agree. I was raised on white bread but I've been eating nothing but whole grain for like 5 years or something now. I do actually understand the obsession though, these are :amerikkka: american sugar addicts who think the only flavor allowed in food is that of corn syrup
White bread Europe isn't sugared like it's the Yank counterpart tho
my parents raised me on brown bread so that's why i never ''missed'' white bread
