People already think I'm out of touch. What could I possibly do to make myself seem even more out of touch? Brag about how I just held an extremely successful fundraising event which cost $250 for the cheapest entry and up to $500k with a bunch of celebrities being featured. I'm just one of the cool kids
I remind you that in 2023 alone, the US treasury printed $1 TRILLION dollars to pay interests thanks to the 5% Fed fund rate, most of which went to the rich people. Meanwhile, poor people had to pay so much more in debt due to the interest rate hikes, through which the wealth continues to be funneled to the very top 0.1%.
These are just commission fees to thank Biden and his administration for doing such a good job.
it wasn't broken tbh, I should have worked my comment into an actual joke
Shame on you young they. Do two - no three - laps around the gym.
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I made an attempt at the plural form of "young man" or "young lady". "They" is bad grammar but "you young them" is a mouthful.
Edit - problem solved.
That'll work. And I'll do what I almost never do - use a emoji for tone.
"Shame on you youngster" as only text makes me sound like a unironic boomer.
Other options include "young one" if you want to feel like a wise and ancient tree or "youngling" if you want to feel like a Jedi
