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pooh [she/her, love/loves] to badposting • 8 months ago

Assuming you were in an extremely dangerous situation, if someone suddenly said "QUICK! GET IN!" and then spread their gaping anus to open up an interdimensional portal, what would you do?

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Assuming you were in an extremely dangerous situation, if someone suddenly said "QUICK! GET IN!" and then spread their gaping anus to open up an interdimensional portal, what would you do?

pooh [she/her, love/loves] to badposting • 8 months ago
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  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    I gottase where this goes.

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  • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    Well if I'm gonna die, I'd rather get laid first, of course I'd enter them. Also it'd be kinda awkward to refuse.

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  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    Id get in.

    What were you expecting?

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  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    tbqh, I would need to see some sort of familiar safety through the portal to even consider it

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  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    Yes

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