Why is the president using a 1980s landline? Does it help if he gets confused and needs to remember that he is on the phone and what a phone is? And is that a barber shop pole or a giant novelty candy cane in the corner of the picture? And will he keep working out only his right arm until his body is shaped like some golden age comics character whose super power was having a strong right arm and nothing else? Actually, don't answer the last one, I have already decided what I believe and you will never ever change my opinion.
That makes so much sense! And if you invert your grip I bet you could choke a catholic with it as well, but I'm sure the president has separate equipment for that.
Why is the president using a 1980s landline? Does it help if he gets confused and needs to remember that he is on the phone and what a phone is? And is that a barber shop pole or a giant novelty candy cane in the corner of the picture? And will he keep working out only his right arm until his body is shaped like some golden age comics character whose super power was having a strong right arm and nothing else? Actually, don't answer the last one, I have already decided what I believe and you will never ever change my opinion.
The phone cord can be used to choke out any Protestants that try to stop him
That makes so much sense! And if you invert your grip I bet you could choke a catholic with it as well, but I'm sure the president has separate equipment for that.
Harder to intercept wired comms
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That's not actually an '80s landline, it's just an IP phone like you'd have in an office.