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  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
    hexagon
    MA
    ·
    2 years ago

    A mad husband says to his husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      MA
      ·
      2 years ago

      Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
        hexagon
        MA
        ·
        2 years ago

        Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

          • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
            hexagon
            MA
            ·
            2 years ago

            Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

            • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
              hexagon
              MA
              ·
              2 years ago

              So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

              • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
                hexagon
                MA
                ·
                2 years ago

                My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

                  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
                    hexagon
                    MA
                    ·
                    2 years ago

                    The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.