High fiber✅
High protein✅
High yum✅
Low cost✅#AntiInflationCuisine
Before mixing: One can tuna w/tuna water. One heaping table spoon store brand relish. One heaping tablespoon spicy mustard. ~1/2 cup Fiber One. Eat promptly. <<$2.
If we all ate this for lunch we'd save $$$ and smack inflation to boot. Original recipe used Honey Bunches but almost anything crunchy will do. I suspect crushed potato chips might be best.
Found the alien. "Garlic isn't a matter of survival" you're never going to invade the Earth saying things like that.
If garlic is as lethal to you as fire maybe dab some mayo under your nose at night. Another cracker down