High fiber✅
High protein✅
High yum✅
Low cost✅#AntiInflationCuisine
Before mixing: One can tuna w/tuna water. One heaping table spoon store brand relish. One heaping tablespoon spicy mustard. ~1/2 cup Fiber One. Eat promptly. <<$2.
If we all ate this for lunch we'd save $$$ and smack inflation to boot. Original recipe used Honey Bunches but almost anything crunchy will do. I suspect crushed potato chips might be best.
do these people just honestly not eat vegetables. Every fucking time, without fail, any of these rich morons posts a survivors meal on the "cheap" it includes literally no vegetables
Vegetables tend to lose their nutritional value once boiled forever and mixed with shitloads of sugar, you know?
This probably contains enough Vitamin C to stop you from getting literal scurvy and not much else
Don't let me stop you from getting your vitamins via 2 spoons of relish
i eat rice all the time bc it's cheap and you can make it without paying much attention to it (with a rice cooker)
sometimes i put an egg or something on it and then act like im a person who knows how to take care of themselves and eat proper food :comfy-cool:
✅ 20 lbs bag of rice
✅ 5 lbs of chicken thighs for $9 from Food 4 Less
yeah ive got food for a week
✅ Rice ✅ Beans ✅ Seasonings ✅ Impossible or Beyond veggie ground if I'm being bougie
I buy the rice in 5kg bags from middle eastern stores, it is a little bit cheaper than the stuff from the supermarket but it is of incredibly higher quality.
Idk what is wrong with white people grocery stores and rice. It comes in tiny 1lb bags and it's always some weird non-variety.
yeah but that would require cooking instead of throwing together things out of a can
Is that fucking koi pellets
Edit: Also, imagine having civic fucking pride about the free market
Fucks sake
Just eat a 39 cent ramen pack and a pickle at that point what the fuck
Edit: Even if you don't know how to cook you can buy a box of spaghetti for $2 and a can of premade tomato sauce for $3 and make at least 3 meals from it and they will actually resemble food
white people and not knowing how to cook, name a more iconic duo
oh right, white people and voluntarily eating the most vile food imaginable
My parents never taught me how to cook and I basically taught myself starting with adding onion and garlic to my ramen noodles when I still lived at home and my mom would tell me I'm not allowed to do that because the smell would allegedly keep her awake, like literally half an onion, two, three cloves of garlic and she's all the way upstairs and I get treated like I'm gassing her in the trenches with my modest attempt at cooking
I'm pretty sure it's literally not physically possible for smells to wake a person up too so you might say I'm somewhat resentful even now, 13 years later
Eh, smoke does but that's probably a hard wired thing for survival and garlic is a matter of taste.
garlic is a matter of taste.
Found the alien. "Garlic isn't a matter of survival" you're never going to invade the Earth saying things like that.
If garlic is as lethal to you as fire maybe dab some mayo under your nose at night. Another cracker down
Even when I ate meat I thought canned tuna was disgusting. Like I want my kitchen to smell like a fucking fish market.
I currently eat meat and yes I agree canned tuna is one of the grossest things I've seen people regularly eat
I also hate all seafood though
I like canned tuna but would never mix it with relish. Just put raw salmon in the sugar bowl why don't you?
you fucking peasants keep not knowing what your place is and eating the goddamn avocado toast let me show you dumb yokels the kind of fucking slop you deserve to gorge on every fucking day of your miserable lives, now eat up and shut up, i can't live my nice sheltered life over your incessant squealing for "rights" and "dignity"
When I first saw that picture the relish was the only thing I recognised as something edible.
Fiber One looks like those pine pellets they use as litter for horses
He has a point in that it is just tuna salad, albeit the kind a 15 year old kid would make if they got into bulking for lifting. I don't know how tuna salad fights inflation? The price of the ingredients are still inflated. Not buying stuff won't stop inflation. If everyone stopped eating out it wouldn't stop inflation.
Does he think inflation is when people are willingly paying too much for stuff because they scoff at cheaper options?
Does he think inflation is when people are willingly paying too much for stuff because they scoff at cheaper options?
I believe there isn't much thinking happening.
From this bio...
I ask U.S. senators questions in hallways for @Bloomberg.
If everyone ate this, the tuna population would collapse and tuna prices would skyrocket
Good news, the tuna population is already collapsing, so people are def doing their share to kick inflation the nuts. Walls are closing in on Putin!
Nah that ship already sailed. The tuna population is pretty well fucked.
whats funnier the fact that this is fucking disgusting or the fact 2$ per portion is literally on the expensive side for home prepared
fuck these people eat at home (if they ever do), freshly caught oysters and caviar?
add some boiled leather from an old hat, boot or belt for a satisfying once a week treat
