A woman’s life is all work and little rest. An age gap relationship can help.

this is going viral online for being unhinged, although it has its fans. the author's parents are rich gusano pro lifers, and her mom was appointed to the state board of education by desantis

  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I had high breasts, most of my eggs, plausible deniability when it came to purity, a flush ponytail, a pep in my step that had yet to run out. Apologies to Progress, but older men still desired those things.

    dear god this is terrible writing and gross as well

    • combat_brandonism [they/them]
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      3 months ago

      plausible deniability when it came to purity

      the fuck is this supposed to mean anyway? the she's into anal?

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      "My exoskeleton has a lustrous iridescence, my pheromones are heady, and my brooding sac is engorged. My stores of fungus will last the hive through the winter, and I need to capture an experienced male to ensure the colony is strong"

    • SnowySkyes [she/her]
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      3 months ago

      I'm glad I came in here before reading it cause this sentence alone makes me want to expel my lunch.

    • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      I know tradwives are real and gross in their own way, but God damn it really just feels like this was written by the most misogynist chatgpt excerpt in some dudes weird fetish cave.