✅ I'll fall over comatose if I so much as see anything that might possibly resemble fentanyl
Fun fact: if you say the word “fentanyl” to a cop over the phone they instantly drop dead
sending blank faxes to police stations and telling them that i faxed them fent
Police hire literal psychopaths with domestic abuse histories and yet it's DEI when a black doctor who's completed med school gets hired.
Still remember the time four Milwaukee Pigs hassled me for fifteen minutes because I was committing the crime of...
Walking in a public park while wearing my backpack
Don't even get me started about the time I'm pretty sure I stumbled across a couple of them selling drugs down by the river
There's this old joke about 50 elite candidates for a police officers being put before extremely complicated exam. Turns out, everyone of them passed! 3 candidates displayed above average intelligence and 47 above average physical strenght.
❌ I can't have visible swastika tattoos
❌ I can't drink on the job
