There was a post here a while back that referenced a Reddit troll named dennismiller2024, and now I laugh like an idiot every time I use the bathroom.

"Is it really that weird to sit down when you pee?"

I mean I knew it wasn’t exactly common, but I didn’t realize how weird some people found it until today when my friend came over to my apartment and asked why there was a chair in front of the toilet. He looked at me like I belonged in an insane asylum. Is it really that weird?

Other favorites - that guy who tried to pay his rent with a drawing of a spider, Ken M., that time :virgil-phone: infiltrated a white pride Facebook group

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    r/prolife post where he's writing an abortion-themed video game

    https://np.reddit.com/r/prolife/comments/brdg4e/im_creating_a_vr_simulation_where_you_can/

    • Wertheimer [any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Ye gods, this is magnificent.

      It is graphic, and we will include the proper disclaimer. While there will be the option for a censored version, the censoring will only cover baby's genitalia.

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        so I am left believing that iCarly is ripe with hoboeroticism.

        good lord my sides have circumnavigated the globe

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      And while our project does take a few liberties with the actual biology (eg the ability to dodge the surgical tools, an umbilical cord nutrient minigame), all of these liberties are taken to make the game appeal to people who are not already pro life. However there will still be an educational mode where the science is as accurate as possible as well as an arcade mode.

      I would compare the arcade mode to the song "pumped up kicks." Pumped up kicks is a fun catchy song but the lyrics are about a school shooter. The arcade mode is a fun engaging survival game with a leaderboard, fun graphics, catchy backround music and bonuses that you can collect, but when you lose the game all of these elements disappear and the simulation becomes as graphic and biologically accurate as possible.

      We are really aiming for the arcade mode to be a possible esports game.

      Please make sure to think of speedrunners while you make this.

      im fucking wheezing

      I see stars send help