There was a post here a while back that referenced a Reddit troll named dennismiller2024, and now I laugh like an idiot every time I use the bathroom.
"Is it really that weird to sit down when you pee?"
I mean I knew it wasn’t exactly common, but I didn’t realize how weird some people found it until today when my friend came over to my apartment and asked why there was a chair in front of the toilet. He looked at me like I belonged in an insane asylum. Is it really that weird?
Other favorites - that guy who tried to pay his rent with a drawing of a spider, Ken M., that time :virgil-phone: infiltrated a white pride Facebook group
Virgil taking over a confederate fan page on Facebook and turning it into like Gay Jews for Obama or something
The song lmao.
How do you fuck to that, the beat is soo awkward. And the guy said that he thrusted to the beat 💀
btw if this hit you with that nostalgia for Old Internet i suggest you just live in that world and not re-read the old Bloodninja chats they absolutely do not hold up as good comedy
Too lazy to go back and find every post but once Wayne Gretzky on the Something Awful forums posted pictures to every single hobby/art thread at once, each of a different project or game of his. Thing was, at least one of his testicles was visible in every single picture. It was like a game of Where's Balldo
Someone had a Reddit account called JoeBiden and the only post on there was on CTH before Reddit banned them
ahaha oh god I havent' thought about dennismiller2024 for a while. hall of famer
https://www.reveddit.com/y/dennismiller2024/
Do you shave you pubic hair before a job interview, why or why not?
What do I do if I get an erection at the game of thrones watch party I'm going to?
My wife is mad at me because I spent over $200 on reddit gold.
I saw Elizabeth Warren speak in person and I’m speechless. Wow.
there's one about what kind of shoepolish substitute for vegan blackface but I can't find it
r/prolife post where he's writing an abortion-themed video game
https://np.reddit.com/r/prolife/comments/brdg4e/im_creating_a_vr_simulation_where_you_can/
Ye gods, this is magnificent.
It is graphic, and we will include the proper disclaimer. While there will be the option for a censored version, the censoring will only cover baby's genitalia.
Everybody talks about Dan Schneider's foot fetish, but after rewatching I think there's more to it
the comments get pretty funny when OP admits to masturbating to portions of iCarly
EDIT: replied to wrong post oh well I'm leaving it
so I am left believing that iCarly is ripe with hoboeroticism.
good lord my sides have circumnavigated the globe
And while our project does take a few liberties with the actual biology (eg the ability to dodge the surgical tools, an umbilical cord nutrient minigame), all of these liberties are taken to make the game appeal to people who are not already pro life. However there will still be an educational mode where the science is as accurate as possible as well as an arcade mode.
I would compare the arcade mode to the song "pumped up kicks." Pumped up kicks is a fun catchy song but the lyrics are about a school shooter. The arcade mode is a fun engaging survival game with a leaderboard, fun graphics, catchy backround music and bonuses that you can collect, but when you lose the game all of these elements disappear and the simulation becomes as graphic and biologically accurate as possible.
We are really aiming for the arcade mode to be a possible esports game.
Please make sure to think of speedrunners while you make this.
im fucking wheezing
I see stars send help
Nobody's mentioned the My subs have unionized post? Here's the original that got removed.
I had never heard of him before but i am 100% completely in love with everything he's ever done now
Nick Mullen as blogger "Nicole Mullen" had this banger which Alex Jones fell for
I love Alex Jones' demon voice so much, it's like chud ASMR
That guy who posts about how he’s totally straight but wants to have sex with tony soprano
https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/comments/md5hxm/food_and_eroticism/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
https://old.reddit.com/user/mitchmclean
Stefan Heck ruining mock fantasy sports drafts was great.
https://boringasheck.com/2013/08/22/mock-drafts/
https://boringasheck.com/tag/mock-drafts-2/
"I think I might take the guy with the 'fishy' name haha"
Baseball Man has selected Mike Carp.
Hahaha, fantastic.
These nerds are so into fantasy sports that they practice before they do it, and this guy's making a mockery of their mock draft by picking people who get media coverage but won't be any good this season, like football players imprisoned for murder.
im gonna need even more context for this. what do you mean by fantasy sports, and how does this have anything to do with typing sportsball names into a text chat
You pick players from different teams all over the league to be "your team" for the season. If they do well, you get points. Lots of people play for fun or gamble on these fantasy sports, so the serious gamblers often do mock drafts to iron out a tactic for the real draft of their league. hope that makes sense.
oh wow, that's some real nerd shit. i thought i was lame lmao
into the locker with you :meow-shining:
nah seriously ive heard of that fantasy sports thing before now that you describe it, does seem like it could be fun. this is just a particularly funny niche-within-a-niche
Okay :soviet-bottom:
For real though, it adds stakes to games you wouldn't normally be interested in since on of "your guys" is playing and trash talking your friends is always fun.
Fansy the Famous Bard (CW: Some nasty homophobic/ablist language in the responses)
That was a fun read. When I played vanilla WoW I would pull world dragons into raids gathering to kill them, always thought it was hilarious.
Honestly that's just being a dick. It's the equivalent of seeing some people playing cards in public and tossing the deck.
I was a bit of an asshole in games 15+ years ago. Spent hours hiding just inside the entrance of Black Rock Mountain to mind control people into the lava.
