Some of the more insane ones i've added to splashes[]:

"Autist to transfem pipeline confirmed by Moscow!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be cis!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be trans!" "The numbers mason, what do they mean?" "Doesn't report your chat!" "Includes glowing brown mushrooms!" "Sponsored by: Kirbys: Home of the broken blue light special!"

  • drinkinglakewater [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "Hand made by mice!"

    "The mice are forming a union!"

    "The mice have formed a union!"

    "The mouse union is protesting outside my house!"

    "If the plural of mouse is mice, the plural of house should be hice!"

    "The mice are burning down my hice!"