What are Slugs
Slugs are Disgusting and Covered in Mucus. but you shouldn't hold that against them. You're not exactly a looker. either. The Common Mind considers Slugs to simply be Snails without Shells, and all the less Cool for it. but this is a shockingly Bad interpretation.
Through heroic Discipline, Slugs have conquered the Self and rid themselves of the desire for such lavish ornamentation. They are noble Hermit-Monks who slime the countryside without shelter, trusting in Mother Nature to keep them safe as a reward for the sacrifices they have made.
I rate Slugs 4 stars for their Bravery and Humility. 1 star must be deducted for avoiding Social Obligations, and eye contact.
+2 stars = Brave +2 stars = Humble -1 stars = look at me when I am speaking to you
Final Rating for Slugs:
:theory-gary: :live-slug-reaction: .
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 3 stars / 5 stars
Fuck you, slugs are at least 4 stars. They're not ugly, they're adorable, and the mucus is easily wiped off.
slugs are adorable in the same way my neighbor is adorable when he pukes all over himself after monday night football