What are Slugs

Slugs are Disgusting and Covered in Mucus. but you shouldn't hold that against them. You're not exactly a looker. either. The Common Mind considers Slugs to simply be Snails without Shells, and all the less Cool for it. but this is a shockingly Bad interpretation.

Through heroic Discipline, Slugs have conquered the Self and rid themselves of the desire for such lavish ornamentation. They are noble Hermit-Monks who slime the countryside without shelter, trusting in Mother Nature to keep them safe as a reward for the sacrifices they have made.

I rate Slugs 4 stars for their Bravery and Humility. 1 star must be deducted for avoiding Social Obligations, and eye contact.

+2 stars = Brave +2 stars = Humble -1 stars = look at me when I am speaking to you

Final Rating for Slugs:

:theory-gary: :live-slug-reaction: .

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 3 stars / 5 stars

  • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Fuck you, slugs are at least 4 stars. They're not ugly, they're adorable, and the mucus is easily wiped off.

    • BigFuckingTurd [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      slugs are adorable in the same way my neighbor is adorable when he pukes all over himself after monday night football