What are Slugs
Slugs are Disgusting and Covered in Mucus. but you shouldn't hold that against them. You're not exactly a looker. either. The Common Mind considers Slugs to simply be Snails without Shells, and all the less Cool for it. but this is a shockingly Bad interpretation.
Through heroic Discipline, Slugs have conquered the Self and rid themselves of the desire for such lavish ornamentation. They are noble Hermit-Monks who slime the countryside without shelter, trusting in Mother Nature to keep them safe as a reward for the sacrifices they have made.
I rate Slugs 4 stars for their Bravery and Humility. 1 star must be deducted for avoiding Social Obligations, and eye contact.
+2 stars = Brave +2 stars = Humble -1 stars = look at me when I am speaking to you
Final Rating for Slugs:
:theory-gary: :live-slug-reaction: .
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 3 stars / 5 stars
I'm keeping a slug right now, wandered into my kitchen somehow during the months long drought/heatwave, I live in Texas, didn't put it outside cause I wasn't sure if it came in the produce or what and wasn't sure it could survive outside. Tried to release it after a rain a few days ago and this fucker did not want to go, stuck to the container like glue. Has a little dish of water which it sits in sometimes, been feeding it lettuce, eats a surprisingly large amount. Current plan is to wait until after another rain when it's also sitting on the lettuce so I can just lift it out. I'm not sure if my concerns even make any sense idk anything about slugs. I give this slug 3.5 stars, better company than a leech, deducting half a star cause I went to make a salad the other day and couldn't cover the plate all the way with lettuce.
That's very sweet and kind of you to show that compassion to da slug.
They have a name? Or would that make it harder to let them go lol.
Haven't named them yet hmm.. how bout Lottie