Not long term bad choices, more like you did something then immediately thought "oh no why did I do that"

Mine is, while trying to cure hiccups I decided to take a shot of apple cider vinegar. This works almost immediately, however I then notice I have indigestion from it and decide to eat a tsp of baking soda.

The realization of what I did hits me a millisecond too late as the baking soda goes down my throat and 2 seconds later I become a human volcano spewing the entire contents of my stomach all around my kitchen sink with a surprisingly intense force. I was basically firehosing.

Anyone else have one?

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I couldn’t resist, it looked like it was the PERFECT FIT for my nostril.

    Same, but with a piece of chalk. My sister did a bead from one of those plastic necklaces that each of the beads pop in to the next.

    • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Oh that is weird. I once stuck my face into a pile of those necklace beads that belonged to my sisters, and for a few weeks or so I was utterly convinced that one had gone up my nose, since it had already happened once.