- Treat food as medicine
Can't wait to pay $1800 for an orange.
- Focus on quality of calories, not just quantity
They're just gonna fuck up SNAP so everyone can only buy Prime Fresh™ Veggie Straws, DANNON™ Greek Yogurt, and Planters™ nuts
- Expand access to dietary and lifestyle counseling
Congratulations, citizen. Your yearly doctor's appointment is now a Zoom meeting with a diet counselor.
- Support food entrepreneurs
Bruh.
- Increase the number of new farmers growing healthy foods using regenerative farming techniques
Galaxy brain, rotating the subsidies on a yearly basis, so every year the only vegetables grown are Corn, Rice, Soybeans, and Wheat. Barely functioning nutrient cycling.
- Make school meals free for all students
:shrek-troll: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of *flush*
- Establish a federal 'food czar'
Clearly we need more government czars to promote synergy.
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It'll be an ass wiping company with 5 middle managers for every one ass wiper and the ratio of CEO-to-ass-wiper pay is 467 to 1.
What if we disrupted the ass wiping industry by wiping our asses with NFT's?
“I need someone to berate while my ass is being wiped”