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  • booty [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    what if the white guy speaking japanese is only doing it in japan? didn't think of that, did you, liberals? charlie-kirk

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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      6 months ago

      What if the white guy speaking Japanese is only doing it on the island of Angaur in Palau, the only location outside of Japan where the Japanese language has official status? Didn't think of that, did you, liberals?

      • booty [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        You know what, you got me, I absolutely did not think of that

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    6 months ago
    hypothetical lore. interpretationheads beware!!

    in this hypothetical the former is not fluent in japanese nor is making an attempt to learn the language beyond consumption of anime and/or vtubers

    the former says it like oh-HAIII-yohhh goh-zai-MAAHH-SEW and the latter says it like hyewwoh~

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    6 months ago

    This is incidental but for a while now, any time I enter something like a classroom at the start of a day I will often say, "IDAHOOOO!", "UTAAAAH!", "IOWAAAA!", "MINNESOTAAAA!" — A different US state every day until I've gone through 49 of them, before I finally enter the room and say right from the diaphragm, "OHAYOUUUUUUU!!!"

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Literally decades ago, when all anime was bootleg, my friends and i would have out and watch whatever we could get imported and we got in the habit of doing this, mimicking the way shonen characters would exxagerate things, but with just random words.

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    I see guys say "Hewwo little cat" when they greet a little cat, so that one I guess

  • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

  • HexbearGPT [comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    A new challenger has entered the ring:

    A white guy who says “herro” and pulls his eyes to the side to make them look more asian.

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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      6 months ago

      Hewwo Guy: While I was murrin babes at the furry con, where's all the ladies in your life, huh? That's right, gone! You cling to your waifu daki like it ain't some lifeless husk, maybe you'd be luckier with the laides if you cleaned your Gozai-MUSK!

      [Ohayou Guy composes himself and readjusts his fedora, but just as he's about to rap his last verse, an Oriental Riff plays]

      ANNOUNCER: NO... CAN IT BE...? ANOTHER CHALLENGER...? IT'S... IT'S...

      HERRO GUYYYYYY

      Herro Guy: Herro, ferrows! Iss mee da Herro Guy—

      Hewwo Guy & Ohayou Guy: BOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOO!!!

      Herro Guy: Ahm—

      Hewwo Guy & Ohayou Guy: Criiiiinge!!! Go awayyyy!!!

      [Herro Guy walks away defeated]

  • Big_Bob [any]
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    6 months ago

    Oh, so it's fine to say "moshi moshi desu ~", but when i say "onii-chan daisuki" people call the cops

  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Then what? I've seen both of these guys but never in the same room, I sort of wonder what would happen if they were.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Have you ever seen Matt and Batman in the same room? No? Case closed.