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Not yet but she will be soon may as well start now
EDIT This parasite has early announced it https://youtu.be/YZ3qX2WJw9k
Says it was bone cancer and happened at 2:37pm Goes on to blame Meghan Markle for making it happen sooner.
EDIT: OFFICIAL NOW SHE DEAD
Why does this become part of the news cycle every 6 months? Does everyone forget they're just gonna put 1000 infants into a blender and submerge her in it to keep her going another 6 months?
BBC has changed the program timetable in preparation. :lets-fucking-go:
Somewhere there’s a Scottish woman complaining about missing a show bc the old bat is croaking lol
I love how all this preparation makes it seem like they're incredibly eager for it to happen. Queen trips or something, all of a sudden NOTES PASSED. BBC ON STANDBY. EVERYBODY WEAR BLACK
She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.
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Sorry, she just made a full recovery.
Totally not a hologram this time, swearsies :wink:bougie-wink:
Now frmly convinced that they just did the hologram thing because they didn't want that clown Bojo at her funeral.
What? They don't want this :bojo: charming gentleman at their national leaders funeral? How strange :fidel-sarcastic:
He probably threatened to put on blackface to do his impression of the pallbearer meme.
WHY THE FUCK IS THE BBC THE LAST TO REPORT? ARE THEY HUFFING COPIUM :crab-party:
There's a whole protocol for the state-controlled media. But everyone else is just gonna actually do their job.
