His TV show was much like Last Week Tonight where it frequently just listed issues with Capitalism but unlike John, Adam finally just came out and said it.

The best part of JK being way too terminally online is you know she sees these videos and they make her blood boil but she can't respond cuz then we'd all know she watches them which would be even more hilarious.

Speaking of cellphones, my family is switching providers and I've been informed I must choose between a Pixel 7 and an Iphone 14.

In a previous life I would've been very opinionated on this, but I no longer care about phones or about which company is more or less evil than the other.

So I ask, which phone do I pick? I'm currently using a gen 1 pixel, and the only thing I know about phones is my friends harass me for having the wrong color chat bubble?

I'd look up this myself but if I have to look at one YouTube video where one of the phones "DESTROYS" the other I might vomit.

Anyone used both? Does it even matter?

What does dancing underwear girl in the ushanka and half Tshirt have to say about this??

I would drive the shit out of this it looks comfy as hell

I worked with a guy who had a second job at an Atlanta Bread Company, they let him take shit home until they found out he was giving it to homeless people then they fired him.

"We would like to build resorts and let Holiday Inn employ you as wage slaves who cater to white people."

:gigachad-hd: :fidel-sarcastic: "No."

Me on my phone account taking a shit scrolling by every other comment looking for the comment I made earlier on my PC account: "HA!" updoot

"Honey you've been steaming to an audience of 1 for 10 years now maybe it's time to move on."

"Mom I'm gonna make it I used to have 0 viewers."

"Ok well I'm not watching you lose elections in the HRE anymore. It's 1450 you should be emperor of the entirety of Europe by now."

You're broke and you're important enough to be sent around internationally? Fuck that place I'd be looking for new work.

Time to just affix everything else directly into the gpu and call that your pc

Bodily autonomy is authoritarian if you're mean to me about it.

I just made that one up.

I think. I also could of absorbed it unknowingly.

imagine being #teamedward Im #teamjacob bc hes goated n edward is sus mungus

Also the douche who made the post.

Yeah, my favorite response to idiots who say "Well, Republicans freed the slaves" is "Yeah but Lincoln was still a racist."

Usually leads to angry googling while I slink away.

My first thought was "Wayne Brady? No shot." Then I scrolled back up and him too lmao

I swear I'm not passing any judgement here I'm just curious, what's the point of cheating?

Is it fun? I think I would get a kick out of fucking around with the software and making it work but I don't think I'd even use it long enough to get banned.

I try real hard not to body shame but then there are evil mfers that look like this

The xcom chimera squad forums were hilarious and I'm 100% convinced the devs are making the Marvel game at least partly because they have no idea where they went wrong.

Reactionaries were saying they "Made Xcom woke" and leftists were saying they made Xcom into neoliberal garbage it was all very funny.