Like I said, the greatest capitalist innovation of the last decade.
accomplished by reducing pocket filling by 6% :ooooooooooooooh:
How do those weird mylar(?) lined sleeves make the crust crispy is what I wanna know :thonk:
Patents and IP laws really are some innovation-stifling capitalist bullshit, huh
not to mention all the fucking wasted effort typing up into nerd lawyer speak a description of what makes the patent unique and all the administrative bullshit in handling said patent
And the wasted effort of fighting over copyright infringement and shit in courts
There's a new breed of hotpockets that just needs to be thawed or heated up.
The greatest innovation is creating better spicy chicken sandwiches
Fuck my entire oven has an air fryer mode (convection), I've been wasting so much time
aw yeah love that soggy moist heat with no browning or crisp texture the best mouthfeel is one of despair
You know, those seconds really add up over the course of our american 50 year lifespans. If only we could make people live longer, think of all the time we could save
It was easy once they figured out they could just add a few teaspoons of lead powder to improve thermal conductivity
I wish to all microwave fans a happy
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soggy left, cold center, dried right
Dried right? you haven’t used one of those ones with a rotating plate?
