Pirate [none/use name] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agoSydney high school installs fingerprint scanners to stop vandalism in toiletsexternal-linkmessage-square24 fedilinkarrow-up154
arrow-up154external-linkSydney high school installs fingerprint scanners to stop vandalism in toiletsPirate [none/use name] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agomessage-square24 Commentsfedilink
minus-squaresovietknuckles [they/them]hexbear29·2 years agoGood thing they sanitize these scanners after each toilet use, else they would be a fomites for any endemic diseases going around link
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]hexbear13·2 years agoAccording to reliable sources*, COVID is over! *The sources: :corona-whitehouse: link
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]hexbear13·2 years agoMonkepox can't affect me, because I am not a monke :galaxy-brain: link
minus-squarebrainwormfarmer [any,comrade/them]hexbear2·2 years agoyou can open normal doors with a sleeve or the elbow this explicitly requires skin contact :agony-minion: link
Good thing they sanitize these scanners after each toilet use, else they would be a fomites for any endemic diseases going around
According to reliable sources*, COVID is over!
*The sources: :corona-whitehouse:
:monke-return: intensifies
Monkepox can't affect me, because I am not a monke :galaxy-brain:
you can open normal doors with a sleeve or the elbow
this explicitly requires skin contact :agony-minion: